05 June 2009

Pizza Hut Daily Report #8

Zaman : Selamat datang ke pizza hut cik. Makan sini or take away?

Customer 1 : Tak, tgk2 je.. **sambil tgk2 menu**

(tak nak makan berambus la dei)

Customer 1 : (bapak mahal baik aku makan mamak)**perlahan2 pusing tgk kedai lain**

(hampeh)

Zaman : Hai selamat datang. Makan sini atau take away?

Customer 2 : **lari, lari orang tu soh duduk sini**

(ko dtg sini lagi siap ko)

Zaman : Hai slamat datang. Dua org ye cik...

Customer 3 dan awek : Yup. Table for two please

Zaman : Kat sane ade kosong cik

Customer 3 dan awek : **laju je berjalan gi table for six**

(tadi nak table for two. lempang kang tau la.nasib awek ko lawa)

Zaman : Hai sir welcome to pizza hut. Having here or take away?

Customer 4 yg seksi : Makan sini

(la ingtkan mat saleh. pkai baju tak cukup kain watpe)

Zaman : **berebut2 dgn Midi nak bagi menu hehe** Ni menu cik. Kami ade set baru Big Shot Prawn Pizza

Customer 4 yg seksi : I nak set yg sembilan ringgit tu ye. yg sensasi delight tu

(ingtkan kaye, dressing je maut.ceh)

Zaman : Hi sir, having here or take away?

Customer Arab : One people

(One person la ngok. Ckp English pn xbtol)

Zaman : Please sit here sir. **sambil menunjuk table for two**

Customer Arab : **laju je menuju table for six**

(ni lagi sekor..)

Zaman : Here's your menu sir

Customer arab : you have salad? salad?

(tgk la kat menu tu bodo. penat aku bagi)

Zaman : Yes we have. You look back there we have salad **saje wat2 tak reti ckp english**

Customer arab : Ok Ok. u have beer?

(palaotak ko)

Zaman : No we don't have beer. You go down buy at supermarket have beer.

Customer arab : Ok Ok. Give me one super supreme large. no yellow-yellow **sambil menunjuk kat menu**

(large?perut hape ko ni)

Zaman : Pineapple ke sir **tercakap melayu plak**

Customer Arab : Yes yes. no pineapple. And give me ketchup.

Zaman : Tomato sir?

Customer arab : Ketchup ketchup.

(aku tau la. nak tomato ke cili ngok)

Zaman : Tomato ketchup ya.

Customer Arab : Ok Ok **sambil geleng2 kepala stail macha** How long to eat?

Zaman : Your pizza should be ready in seventeen minutes sir

Customer arab : Seventy?

(pokak badak poie korek tingo tu)

Zaman : Seventiiinnn minit sir

Customer Arab : Ok Ok **sambil geleng2 kepala stail macha lagi skali**

Zaman : Hi sir. Having here or take away?

Customer Jepun : yes yes.

(sudah..ni lagi teruk english die)

Zaman : You eat here yes? **sambil tangan membuat aksi menyuap makanan**

Customer Jepun : Yosh yes yes

Zaman : Please have a seat sir. One person ya?

Customer Jepun : Yes yes

(tu je la ko tau )

Zaman : Here is your menu sir

(baik aku trus amik order mangkuk ni)

Zaman : This set is one person **jari menunjuk satu** You want pizza or pasta?

Customer Jepun : Pizza pizza

(kalo aku sebut 'babi' mesti die ulang 'babi' jugak kan?)

Zaman : Which pizza you like sir? ** sambil membuka page pizza selection**

Customer Jepun : **muke blur. tak paham la tu**

(aku order utk die je la senang skit. tak payah pening2)

Zaman : This is tuna pizza sir. very good yummy yummy (tuna msti die tau pasal die makan sushi)

Customer Jepun : Yes yes tuna tuna

Zaman : and your drink is pepsi yes

Customer Jepun : yes yes

(lantak ko la labu)

Zaman : Ok sir your pizza will be ready in 17 minutes. I will send to you the drink and soup. Free refill for pepsi. Ok sir?

Customer Jepun : yes yes

(kalo aku maki pun die yeskan je)

tu sajelah. adioss

12 comments:

niNiE said...

sumpah lawak ko nye cite...mesti ko tergelak je kan keje kat situ...hahaha...layan la ko customer pelik2...customer always right k..

Kazuya The Pizzaboy said...

tergelak hape..rase nak maki je diorg tu huhu. nasib baik ade customert yg baik bagi duit tip bole gk mengubat kekecewaan hehe

Seri said...

hahhaha siut ko man.. mempersendakan kastemer!! haha.. gelak cover aku dlm opis nih!!

spade said...

huaaa.....menarik2..
camni nk dtg tmpt ko, nnt nk dtg makan sana lak..
nak tau aku customer camne...

layan baik ke tak..=)

Kazuya The Pizzaboy said...

@seri
bukan mempersendakan customer la..ni btol2 ni. byk sgt songeh diorg aku pn pening huhu

@spade
dei jgn dtg tempat aku la. rugi je makan kat pizza hut. mahal sgt. baik makan kat mamak (ayat cover hehe)

spade said...

nk mkn pizza gk..!!!!!!!
sekali sekala mkn mnde2 mahal... (padahal skrg tgh pokai)
pizza hut kat rawang (cam tau je)..
hahahahaha....

Kazuya The Pizzaboy said...

ha dtg la pizza hut rawang. carik beta kat sana ye. smpai kiamat pn xjumpe huhuhu.

The Rhymeweaver said...

hahahahahah

Kazuya The Pizzaboy said...

muahahahahaha

anisawrus said...

wahahahahahahahah!!!!!!! sumpaah lawak gilerr!! tapi kenapa dorg suker pg table for 6? maybe tuh kat blakang kan?

Ro Zhaf Zeck said...

wakaka..ko jadi kartunis kt majalah ujang la..haha.lawak2.

Kazuya Student Mode said...

@anis
diorg suke makan kat table for 6 sebab diorg makan sepah2 mcm ayam. so kene meja beso skit huhuhu

@rozaini
mane ade aku wat lawak. mmg perangai customer camtu la. sengal secara semulajadi hehehe

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